The Impracticality of Modern-Day Mastodons

Photo by Morgan Sophia Photography

Suddenly all childhood dreams have come true, and the world is full of astronauts, ballerinas, cowboys, and princesses. It’s a brave and glorious new world for everyone but Jess, who wanted to be a mastodon when she grew up. With the help of her friendly vocational adviser and her super-spy boyfriend, Jess embarks on a journey to find her place in the world, and discover why it seems to be unraveling. An offbeat comedy about ambition, vocation, and restlessness.

Lisa Del Cegno and Brett Aiello, Hole in the Wall Theater, 2014. Photo by Arienne Davey